Yonah Ward Grossman

Visit South Carolina!

YWGROSSMAN — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:35:25 +0000

Despite having a law already barring same-sex marriage, North Carolina’s Republican controlled legislature is not satisfied. In an obvious measure to enshrine bigotry into their Constitution lawmakers there have now come up with Amendment One, which prohibits recognition of civil unions and domestic partnerships, a move that will hurt all unmarried couples, imperil children’s health benefits along with child custody arrangements and safeguards against domestic violence. I always knew I preferred South Carolina.
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Headin’ Home!

YWGROSSMAN — Fri, 04 May 2012 00:50:06 +0000

Now that Newt Gingrich is out of the Republican presidential race, if we could just get rid of Romney and Ron Paul we’d really have something.
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Merchandise!

YWGROSSMAN — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:49:42 +0000

NOW! NOW! NOW! You can at last wear Yonah Ward Grossman (rather than wear on him).
Lo, these many moons, you, my public, have clamored for the day when I would put my sayings on t-shirts and the like so you can sport my wit and wisdom in your everyday lives. That day has finally arrived. My new Café Press account, “Y.W.Grossman’s Unsuitable Items,” is now open to service your every whim. Whether it’s shirts, key tags, bumper stickers or hoodies outside of Florida, we’ve got ‘em. Each item is of the highest quality and all clothing items are made from 100% actual fabric by nine-year old Guatemalan children,* because if the big boys can blatantly disregard international child labor laws, why can’t I?
So go! Peruse the merchandise and buy a few things. What could it hurt (except your neighbor’s sensibilities)?
Go to:

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*Items are not, in fact, made by nine-year old Guatemalan children.

And Then There Were Two.

YWGROSSMAN — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:18:14 +0000

With Gingrich officially out of the race the two remaining Republican candidates speak with two very different voices.
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This Week In Church Perversity- Pope Tells U.S. Nuns To Hate Gays More.

YWGROSSMAN — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:40:55 +0000

From his golden throne, Pope Benedict XVI told impoverished American nuns they were incapable of running their own leadership conference because they were focusing too much on poverty and economic injustice while not fighting hard enough against same-sex marriage. Among other crimes the nuns had the temerity to support President Obama’s health care reform while the conference of bishops opposed it. Furthermore the Vatican claims the nuns have been consistently “silent” on the issue of abortion.
These same nuns and their good works bolstered the image of the Catholic Church even as it underwent one of it’s greatest scandals in the pervasive sexual abuse of children by priests and the massive cover-up by diocesan authorities.
By papal decree a male bishop will now head the Roman Catholic Leadership Conference of Women.
Jesus wept.
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Date an agnostic. They don’t know what to yell out during sex.

YWGROSSMAN — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:16:49 +0000

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My accountant warns me that if I make any more money at comedy it may bump me into a tax bracket.

YWGROSSMAN — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:53:02 +0000

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The three remaining Republican candidates have their own political philosophies and are really three very different people.

YWGROSSMAN — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:00:56 +0000

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Florida finally decides to bring charges against George Zimmerman.

YWGROSSMAN — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:58:35 +0000

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Rick Santorum ends bid for GOP nomination. And then there were three.

YWGROSSMAN — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 19:40:36 +0000

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